A wise man once told me "when god gives you lemons you find a new god!"...this seems perfectly reasonable to me. The only problem is that I haven't been given lemons!!! :( I want my lemons dammit!!! Maybe I can make lemonade with them too? Which leads to my next point: I AM ALWAYS THIRSTY! . Maybe I ma being told that I should try and find this "thing" that will cure my thirst. Something that will solve all my problems, I get it now! I am on a quest, a quest to find something to quench my thirst, and this thing will make my life complete. Or I could just be thirsty? ;)
So as I write this I have many thoughts flowing through my head......DUH! just like everyone else....no stupid I mean my type of thoughts!....which are?....ummm you know the usual....the usual being?....ummm stuff you know....sex?....NO! well kinda, but who doesn't think about sex?....normal people!....so you are saying i'm not normal?.....kinda.....well that isn't the only thing, you are making me out to be a pervert....well you are!...not all the time, i'm way more nerdy than perverted.....sure!....i'm serious!....yeah I bet you are...do you wanna know what I was thinking about?............is that a yes?...sure..I was thinking about how no one loves me....oh way to get all emo on me...what it is true!...yeah everyone in the world hates you, you are unloved and will die alone...yep basically..idiot i was being sarcastic!...no you weren't, that is how I feel....ohh boo hoo baby, man up, you are barely 18 years old....well this is the high time of my life....oh really now?....yes it is...well get back to me when you are happily married to the girl of your dreams and have kids running around and tell me when you were 18 was the best time of your life....gah!!!! you suck.....haha
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